house-centipede:

(Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace)

mangalho:

não sejas cusco isto são CONVERSAS PRIVADAS!!!!!!

dredsina:

mamoru:

mamoru:

I stan only one person: don mylegs

I stan don mylegs

ratchlock:

pukicho:

cottonvibes:

wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

Wish I was the hulk

wish i was the hulk on balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

queer-trans-cryptid:

bogleech:

my brain any time we have a hundred dollars: whoa, whoa, whoa…WHOA….stop the fuckin presses guys…..a “HUNDRED“ dollars? Like, a LITERAL hundred of them!? You serious!? That’s like…hold on let me do what I think math is….that’s like….INFINITY dollars. That’s THE big number. TEN TENS, BABY! We can afford ANYTHING! Food! Shoes! Gas! More food! Entertainment!! EVEN more food!!! We are ROLLING in those ten fuckin’ tens!!!! UNSTOPPABLE!!!!

the same brain as soon as we no longer have a hundred dollars: whu…..uh…h-how…how  di…..but…….we had a hundred of them………

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waterproofrobot:

thanks a lot! hope you too

marius-pont-de-bercy:

New and Updated Career Options for 2019:

• Rakish dandy who spends three hours on his cravat every morning
• Romantic poet (who dies of consumption)
• Whaler c. 1850, in love with a harpooneer
• Late Victorian occultist
• Ambiguously gay Victorian/Edwardian groundskeeper
• Oxford student with a dark secret, c. 1910
• Bertie Wooster
• The subject of a J.C. Leyendecker illustration
• Climber in the Lake District during the Golden Age of Mountaineering
• Teddy boy

vegetaljuce:

vegetaljuce:

I like how they’ve improved miku’s outfit design in every successive update yet all of us consistently choose to ignore this fact in favor of drawing more Grey Shirt Cone Sleeved mikus

Crypton: please,,,, we’ve given you a better designed, better illustrated, objectively sleeker miku, see?

us:

us:

us: …………………..

l0nelyz0mbie:

My last brain cell is heart shaped

technohumanlation:

skulletons:

TF Prime

bumblebee:*completely unintelligible beeping noises*

optimus: I N D E E D, B U M B L E B E E.

I hear this post

moonlandingwasfaked:

moonlandingwasfaked:

vampire hunters banned from this blog

not only allowed, but encouraged

dreamingofbabylon:

followthebluebell:

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

naotoosh:

cries at 3am over this under appreciated tales of boy